- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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