- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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