- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

My spelling is horrible

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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