- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

haha black people :D

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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