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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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