Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

God is real.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Anti Joke

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