What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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