Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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