A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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