- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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