A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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