- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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