Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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