what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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