- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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