- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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