A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Blacks

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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