- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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