2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Wanna hear a joke? no

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Anti Joke

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