What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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