- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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