A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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oh hey.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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