- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??