- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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