- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.