- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

here's a joke... the american education society

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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