I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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