- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

knock knock? come in

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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