- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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