- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

WNBA

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Tunechi

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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