- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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