- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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