- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Jesus Christ

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

i'm hard

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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