A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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