- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

homosexual rights to marriage

You know what's funny? Rape

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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