What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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