- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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