- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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