- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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