- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??