- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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