- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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