- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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