- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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