What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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