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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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