a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A man did not like this site

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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