Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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