They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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