- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

hi penis ham telephone

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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