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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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