your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Golf.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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