- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

whats gay and american? a gay american

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