- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

God is real.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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