- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What is white and black and red all over.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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