roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I am a mime

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

asians have slitted eyes lol

ever tried african food? they neither

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How you know when dislextic

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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