- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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