Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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