- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

my penis

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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