- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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