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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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