Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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