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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

the lemon was sweet.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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