- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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