- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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