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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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