- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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