A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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