What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Tony Romo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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