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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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