- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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