Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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PENIS that is all

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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