what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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no.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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