Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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black people swimming

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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