Knock, Knock! Go away!

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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the WNBA.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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