Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Hello

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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