- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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