- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You know what's funny? Rape

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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