i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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