- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I'm homeless.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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