- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Chris is hairy

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why did the blue berry cross the road

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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