- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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