My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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