- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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