Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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