- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

America

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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