A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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