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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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