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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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