Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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