What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yellow People !!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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