What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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