- Anti Joke

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

kennah campion when she talks

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.