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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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