- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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