- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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