- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why can't february march Because april may

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?