What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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