- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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