How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Jordan is pregant

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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