- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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