What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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