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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Jacob Edwards has friends.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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