- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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