what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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