What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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