Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are red, yup.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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