- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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