- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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