- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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