Who's Micheal Jackson?

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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