A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Worms don't like apples.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

- Helen Keller

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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