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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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