- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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