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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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