Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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