- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

My cat just died.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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