- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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