- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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