I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Chris is hairy

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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