What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Anti Joke

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