What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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