- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

My spelling is horrible

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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