- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

batman farted so hes retarded

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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