- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock come in

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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