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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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