Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Internet Explorer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Anti Joke

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