- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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