Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anyone can post anything.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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