Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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