- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You are joking right?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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