- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Women's professional sports

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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