- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

woman's rights

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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