- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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