- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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