Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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