Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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