- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

I'm Polish.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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