- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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