What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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