- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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