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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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