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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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