- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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