- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A cat playing laser tag.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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