What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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