- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

96

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

www.xnxx.com

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??