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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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