- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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