What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

i saw amango it splootered

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Canadians

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

penisvaginaorgasm

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

this website is a bad joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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