- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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