- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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