Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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