- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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