what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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