- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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