I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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