- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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