What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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well use a tissue!

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