What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

God is real.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Hello

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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