roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

how do you win a game try your best

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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