- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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