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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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