- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Dwarf Shortage

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Who is big and stupid My brother

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