What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Anyone can post anything.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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