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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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