- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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