- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Roses are red.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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