two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Women's rights

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

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