How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Roses are red, yup.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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