what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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