- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How old is victor? Half past dead

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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