That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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WILLYS

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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