Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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