A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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