- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Go away still nothing to see

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Yellow People !!

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Obama = ebola

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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