Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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learn. advance!

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