- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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