- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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