What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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