What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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