How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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a black man pays his child support

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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