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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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