Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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