What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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