- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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