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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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