What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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are u black unlucky

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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