Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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