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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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