I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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women's rights.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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