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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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