Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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star wars kid

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

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