- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Women's rights

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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