Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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