- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Tony Romo

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*