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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

I agree to the terms and conditions

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Chris is hairy

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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