- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Your girlfriend.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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