What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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