- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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