- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

I am quite mature.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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