Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...