A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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