- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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