- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A lot eh?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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