- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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