What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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