- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

No your aunties a joke

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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