whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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