- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Women.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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