- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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