- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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