why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Jovan

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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