- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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