- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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