What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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