children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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