From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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