- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

God is real.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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