A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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womans having rights.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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