- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

roses are red poo is poo

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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