- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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