What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Dan walked into a jelly fish

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What page are you on The gay page.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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