- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Anti Joke

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