Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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