What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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penis. nuff said.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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