- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

America

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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