- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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