what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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