What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

You're welcome. On to the next house.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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