A man penetrates another man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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