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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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