What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Anti Joke

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