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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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